5 Rules To Be An AWESOME Man (To Be A REAL Man) – Part 2

5 Rules To Be An AWESOME Man (To Be A REAL Man) - Part 2

Rule 3: Don’t Be An Asshole

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     You asshole

You don’t always want to blend into the crowd, but you do not want to stand out for the wrong reasons. Odds are, you’ve been to plenty of parties/bars where there are jerks, bullies, and generally obnoxious people. These people might seem like they have lots of friends, but in reality, no one really likes them. They’re clowns. And no one ever thinks clowns are awesome.

If you’re thinking, “No one I know is an asshole,” then I’m sorry to say that you are the asshole.

To make sure that you don’t fall into this trap, be nice to everyone you possibly can. Even if the person you happen to be talking to is a bigger asshole than you could ever have hoped to be, be nice.  All you need to do is treat people with kindness and respect and you will get places.

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You never know when you are going to come up for a life changing job interview and the guy on the other end of the desk is some guy you were a jerk to years ago.  People unfortunately tend to remember who was an asshole to them more than they do the people that were nice, that shit will come back to haunt you.

Rule 4: Don’t Be Dumb

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Yes you will NOT

If you’re really just an incredibly dumb person, then I’m very sorry; there’s not much you can do when it comes to this rule. You should just concentrate really hard on following Rules 1-3.

Many people are completely uninformed when it comes to the most basic important issues or current events. On some different late night shows, hosts will go out on the city streets and ask people questions they should know the answers to. People who don’t know the answers look like morons. Morons are not awesome.  Morons equal ratings because people like to watch them, but from a distance.  You don’t want to be the guy the arrow is point to in the “I’m With Stupid” shirt.

Also, learn how to spell and compose a basic email. This is especially useful when it comes to your job. If you constantly write there instead of their, you will look dumb. People lose respect for dumb people.

dumb2Dumb and racist all in one! Its Euthanasia, not “Youth In Asia”

Adapt yourself to the audience you are currently around.  If you happen to find yourself at a gathering that is being hosted by a family of Mormons for example, it may not be a good idea to bust out your best jokes about polygamy.

If you think that you just might be on the borderline of needing special assistance during everyday interaction, take classes or pick up a book.  Ingest every bit of news that you can.  People can tell really easily if they have a dumbass in their midst.  They are usually the guy that is laughing at every joke that’s told because he’s not really sure what’s supposed to be funny and what isn’t.

Note: Do not be overly smart to the point of obnoxiousness. Intelligence can backfire if you’re not following Rule 3 and are being an asshole.

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Rule 5: Treat Others The Way You Want To Be Treated

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Here’s a rule that you’ve probably heard before; I’m sure you can find it written in marker on rule boards in kindergarten classrooms across the U.S. What’s great is that this rule still applies to you today. (Well, maybe it’s not “great”, but it’s interesting sorta.)

Basically, be nice. Be nice to other people. Be nice to animals. People want to be around nice people not mean people. That sounds super basic, but there are lots of mean people out there—bullies.

There was a reason that some bullies in grade school always sat by themselves and not around the other kids.  They were in that weird line where they weren’t part of the cool kids table and not part of the nerdy kids table.  The reason being is quite simple.  They didn’t treat people nicely.

helpinghandYeah, I wouldn’t help dad with his handjob either

You have to at all costs not treat people like shit.  Even when the person seems like an easy target and too easy to resist it’s best to just walk away.  Besides, you’re not in high school anymore.  People don’t gravitate towards the bullies anymore.  You’re quite honestly the people that we call human resources on.  If you’re still acting like the same tool you were acting like when you were in school; a trip to a therapist might be in order for you to finally set yourself straight.

Bottom line: If you are nice, you have a better chance of having people like you and thinking you’re awesome.

There you have it, gents. Follow these five simple rules and you’re on the road to becoming an awesome man. May you achieve the awesome power of the atomic bomb.

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