5 More Reasons Ugly Chicks RULE (So Please Feed The Bushpigs) – Part 2

5-Ways-Ugly-Girls-Help-You-Get-Laid-(So-Please-Feed-The-Bushpigs)---Part-23. Make New Friends

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This sort of ties together the first two points. Say you’re out talking to an ugly girl and you realize that while she might have a horse-face and weigh 200 pounds, she’s actually pretty cool. If you are not shallow, maybe you’d want to pursue this girl, but let’s assume you are shallow (because you are shallow… or you are a liar). There’s no problem in being friends with an ugly girl. As long as you establish that you’re not interested in her sexually, it’s all good. An ugly girl could even become a wing-woman and a wing-woman can be a very powerful ally in your quest to get laid.

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When you’re out with a girl that’s a friend, and you make sure it’s known that she’s just a friend, other girls you want to hook up with will think, “Well, if he’s got that girl as a friend he can’t be all that bad. She can stand him. Plus, she’s ugly so he must not be shallow.”

It might not always be pretty (zing!), but it’s time to embrace even those who look less fortunate in your quest for manly greatness.

4. They Are Great Coaches

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One area where the movies are correct when it comes to the ugly women that surround us is that they are almost Yoda like in their area of the loving arts.  Whether it be from reading trashy romance novels in their spare time or being regaled with stories of lovemaking escapades from their much more fortunate looking friends; they’ve heard it all.

Let me put it this way.  In every major professional organized sport in the civilized world, the team is made up of players and coaches.  You might have a player in soccer for example that is the best goalie that’s ever lived.  He’s flashy, everyone wants his autograph and he’s got a lineup of people wanting his attention at every turn.  However, he can’t teach somebody how to be a goalie for crap.  In other words, he’s a shitty coach.

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Most of your uglier women aren’t like that.  They are great coaches.  Mostly through osmosis because they either may have secretly had practice over the years with guys that are too embarrassed to admit that they bedded down with them or simply manipulated things their prettier counterparts have done in bed and figured out how to use to their advantage.

They may not be the star quarterback on the team, but they can tell you the ins and outs of every move in the playbook.  So despite what you think, they will be able to rock your world and will gladly tell you to know end the intricate details of that little swirly thing that they just did to you that damn near sent you into a coma.  That way you can keep that move in your pocket for a rainy day.

5. They Will Advertise Your Ability

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Fact is, some women that are of the comelier persuasion tend to bring their ugly friend along with them at social gatherings.  Whether it’s to just plain get their asses out of the house or if it’s to make them seem prettier by comparison; there are ugly women all around you and you don’t even notice it.  Mostly because you are looking at her hot friend.

Perhaps it is because you aren’t even looking in their direction because you are so sex crazed into thinking you are going to get with the perfect ten.  Sometimes, a good two will always work.  Besides, when they are having coffee with their much better looking friends down the road, they will eventually compare partners and your desperate ass will come up.

The ugly woman will put you over like nobody’s business because she was so happy to see you.  It’s like if you give a person that is dying of thirst a glass of water.  They will talk about how great tasting the water was and how wonderful even the goddamn glass that they drank it out of.  They will sell you up to their much better looking friends like an infomercial pitchman trying to get someone television at three in the morning to buy a set of steak knives.

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Conclusion

You shouldn’t pass off the ugly chick so easily.  Sure, she may not be that perfect ten you were looking for; but at least it’s something other than that bottle of lotion on your nightstand.  Plus, if you do end up upgrading to a better version; she’ll more than likely dish out to her friends about how great you were.  Which increases the chances you have to get the hot one.

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