Why Do Girls Talk So Much – Epic Rap Battle Of The Sexes [EP1] Download

Guy: 

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  1. Bitch, why do women love to talk so much?
  2. You know your tongue fits better on my crotch.
  3. But instead you’re always whining and blabbing.
  4. About who’s fat, who’s not and who’s out whoring…

Girl: 

What did you say you fool? What you got to say to me now?

Guy: 

  1. Well girl, listen up, it’s basically really simple.
  2. Your voice is more annoying than a big ass pimple.
  3. Sitting there crossed legged flapping your lips,
  4. Instead you should be here, giving me a wet kiss
  5. I don’t give a fuck what real housewives are doing
  6. All you should be doing is begging me for a screwing.
  7. Not bullshitting, talking ‘bout nothing for the whole day.
  8. Then ask “why am I getting fat?” that’s what you say!Shut your trap when you’re yapping with your girls
  9. Come here get naked, I’ll make your toes curl!

Girl:

  1. What!? You subhuman caveman fuck!
  2. You’re only with me because of dumb luck.
  3. You really think you can make my toes curl?
  4. Look at my eyes, do you see them twirl?
  5. Talking like you’re a bed room rock star.
  6. You couldn’t last for 30 seconds… or was it faster?
  7. You’re always thinking ‘bout call of duty?
  8. When you should be thinking ‘bout this sexy booty.
  9. Jerking to YouPorn like a professional jockey.
  10. Is there something I’m missing ‘bout your sexuality?

Guy:

  1. Hey it’s not my fault that you suck in bed
  2. You think I like having you NOT give me head?
  3. My balls are bluer than Superman’s fucking suit.
  4. What I gotta do around here to get a root?
  5. Endangered pandas in China get more than we do!
  6. Do I have to feed you bamboo to get a screw?
  7. If you used your mouth for something more useful,
  8. I’ll reward you with more than a few mouthfuls!
  9. Tender love and care if you know what I mean.
  10. 10. Bend you over and pound you on the washing machine,
  11. That’s better than your mouth ruining the vibes.
  12. More annoying than beating drums of 10 warring tribes!

Girl:

  1. Fine, have it your way, I can shut my mouth.
  2. But say goodbye to my pussy going south.
  3. You want to get laid from me, deal with my trap.
  4. Is that clear or should I draw a fucking map?
  5. Why do men always complain about women talking?
  6. When they do, it’s their own cock that they’re blocking.
  7. Getting sex isn’t rocket science, dear.
  8. Step one, seduce, and listen with your ear.
  9. You want it quiet, me and my voice will say bye bye.
  10. But don’t expect me to unzip your fly.
  11. I’ll be on my way, you’ll be by yourself.
  12. When Xmas comes, you’ll fuck Santa’s little elf.
  13. Then you’ll know why people say “sex is like air”.
  14. Cuz you’ll know how important it is when I’m not there!
  15. When you arrive at Dumpsville, send me a post card.
  16. I’ll find a real man now, you fucking retard.

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