Guy:
- Bitch, why do women love to talk so much?
- You know your tongue fits better on my crotch.
- But instead you’re always whining and blabbing.
- About who’s fat, who’s not and who’s out whoring…
Girl:
What did you say you fool? What you got to say to me now?
Guy:
- Well girl, listen up, it’s basically really simple.
- Your voice is more annoying than a big ass pimple.
- Sitting there crossed legged flapping your lips,
- Instead you should be here, giving me a wet kiss
- I don’t give a fuck what real housewives are doing
- All you should be doing is begging me for a screwing.
- Not bullshitting, talking ‘bout nothing for the whole day.
- Then ask “why am I getting fat?” that’s what you say!Shut your trap when you’re yapping with your girls
- Come here get naked, I’ll make your toes curl!
Girl:
- What!? You subhuman caveman fuck!
- You’re only with me because of dumb luck.
- You really think you can make my toes curl?
- Look at my eyes, do you see them twirl?
- Talking like you’re a bed room rock star.
- You couldn’t last for 30 seconds… or was it faster?
- You’re always thinking ‘bout call of duty?
- When you should be thinking ‘bout this sexy booty.
- Jerking to YouPorn like a professional jockey.
- Is there something I’m missing ‘bout your sexuality?
Guy:
- Hey it’s not my fault that you suck in bed
- You think I like having you NOT give me head?
- My balls are bluer than Superman’s fucking suit.
- What I gotta do around here to get a root?
- Endangered pandas in China get more than we do!
- Do I have to feed you bamboo to get a screw?
- If you used your mouth for something more useful,
- I’ll reward you with more than a few mouthfuls!
- Tender love and care if you know what I mean.
- 10. Bend you over and pound you on the washing machine,
- That’s better than your mouth ruining the vibes.
- More annoying than beating drums of 10 warring tribes!
Girl:
- Fine, have it your way, I can shut my mouth.
- But say goodbye to my pussy going south.
- You want to get laid from me, deal with my trap.
- Is that clear or should I draw a fucking map?
- Why do men always complain about women talking?
- When they do, it’s their own cock that they’re blocking.
- Getting sex isn’t rocket science, dear.
- Step one, seduce, and listen with your ear.
- You want it quiet, me and my voice will say bye bye.
- But don’t expect me to unzip your fly.
- I’ll be on my way, you’ll be by yourself.
- When Xmas comes, you’ll fuck Santa’s little elf.
- Then you’ll know why people say “sex is like air”.
- Cuz you’ll know how important it is when I’m not there!
- When you arrive at Dumpsville, send me a post card.
- I’ll find a real man now, you fucking retard.
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