Why Do Women Like To Dance – Epic Rap Battle Of The Sexes [EP2] Download

Guy: 

  1. Hey baby, you know you put me in a trance
  2. Everytime you want me go to the club and want me to dance.
  3. You know your moves are a smooth as a piece of silk,
  4. But don’t force me on the floor I move like I’m a glass of spilt milk.
  5. So I’ll try my best to get into my best moves,
  6. But don’t ball me out if I can’t groove how you groove.

Girl: 

  1. You call what the fuck you do any kind of dancing?
  2. Seriously, my legless grandma does a better job than you prancing…
  3. They say a guy moves on the floor the way he moves in bed.
  4. You remind me of road kill twitching just before its dead.
  5. Convulsing and moving about like you’re on fire,
  6. Did someone beat coordination skills out of you with a car tire?
  7. OMG stop embarrassing me, just leave, and I’ll dance on my own,
  8. Don’t want anyone to know its you with who my ass is going home.
  9. Do me a favour, just stand in the corner and look cute,
  10. At least people will think I’m nice for dating a mute.

Guy: 

Editor's Note: A Controversial New Video Is Showing Thousands Of Guys Around The World How To Get Laid On Facebook. Click Here To Learn 3 Facebook Seduction Tactics You Can Use TONIGHT.

  1. Are you joking woman? You think what you’re doing is anything nice?
  2. I see you grinding up against that motherfucker…two, you just did that shit twice!
  3. Why are you going up and down like you’re dry humping in a gang bang.
  4. Every guy is waiting and excited for his turn with you teasing their wang.
  5. I thought you promised me the other day you’ve totally changed.
  6. To find out how much of a slut you are before you’re a bitch is really strange!

Girl: 

  1. Asshole you should be grateful I’m settling on a dry hump,
  2. Don’t be jealous because they don’t move like they’re taking a dump.
  3. What’s with you and your lame white boy dance?
  4. Move to the beat, moron, you’re not hypnotized in a trance.
  5. When we get home here’s what probably gonna happen.
  6. You try to hump me, but your so weak I’ll be thinking your nappin.
  7. Then  you’ll be begging me to  be riding and grinding on your dick.
  8. But you’re going to blow so fast, you’re definition of “real quick”.
  9. Come to think of it, SHIT! My vibrator moves better than you.
  10. Oh, did I mention it’s out of batteries too?
  11. Like I said before, shut the fuck up stop moving and stand over there.
  12. Seriously, you remind me of a retarded child drooling and flailing his arms everywhere!

Guy:

  1. Fine! Have it your way the, I’ll go stand beside that hot blonde in the corner.
  2. I bet she sounds better than you in bed, unlike a fucking funeral mourner.
  3. I’ll run off with her and leave you all by yourself dancing with all those guys.
  4. Whoa shit! That guy is totally drooling over you, like a fat chick staring at KFC chicken thighs.
  5. I know you think you’re all hot and sexy getting all this attention right now.
  6. But it’s the kind of attention you get when you’re a farmer milking a fat cow.
  7. All these guys just want to spread your legs then suckle on your teat.
  8. They are all zoning in on you right now because you’re acting like a bitch in heat.
  9. But girl, as soon as I’m gone then you’re going to have a cruel reminder.
  10. You found “the one”, he was with you, but you’re short sighted like a bat, maybe blinder.
  11. Oh look, that hot blonde has bigger tits than you and she’s already giving me the eye.
  12. She’s coming up to me right now, so looks like I’m going now. Have a good night and bye bye.

Do You Have A Facebook Account? If You Do, Watch This Quick Presentation and Learn How To Use Facebook To Get UNLIMITED Hot Girls With Just A Few Clicks. (It's Even Easier Than Ordering A Pizza!) Click here To Learn My 3 Favorite "Facebook Seduction" Tricks.